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Crazed Fan Buford Picklefeather Found Dead in Prison Cell
Buford Picklefeather of Perth Amboy, NJ was found dead in his prison cell early Sunday morning. Picklefeather, who was awaiting trial for kidnapping world famous rock band The…
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Ass Clowns found alive in Buford Picklefeather’s Secret Lair
Bad boy rock band The No Talent Ass Clowns were discovered alive 50 feet below ground in a secret lair near Kings Nose, NJ. The S&M themed prison…
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Ass Clowns Website To Shut Down
In an alarming announcement made this morning, webmaster Ricky Yelnats informed reporters from Rock Wasteland magazine that the No Talent Ass Clowns Official Worship Site will shut down…
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Ass Clowns Fan Buford Picklefeather Held for Band’s Murder
Long-time fan Buford Picklefeather of Perth Amboy, NJ is being held by Kings Nose, NJ police on suspicion of murdering The No Talent Ass Clowns. The unemployed Renaissance…
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Ass Clowns Drummer Missing. Obama Urges Calm.
No Talent Ass Clowns drummer Joey Van Dundro has vanished, which means the entire band is now missing! In a press conference this morning in front of a…
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Carnage Smith Vanishes; “WTF!” say Fans
Ass Clowns Bass Player Carnage Smith has gone missing, which means there is only one member of The No Talent Ass Clowns accounted for. Late Thursday night, Smith…
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Final Lars Gunblade Interview for Rock Wasteland?
Rock Wasteland’s September issue features what may be Lars Gunblade’s final interview. The legendary singer of The No Talent Ass Clowns has been missing since July. The special…
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Ass Clowns Guitarist Vas Defrens Disappears
Less than a week after the disappearance of front man Lars Gunblade, No Talent Ass Clowns guitarist Vas Defrens has also been declared missing. No one has seen…
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Lars Gunblade Missing
Rock legend Lars Gunblade of The No Talent Ass Clowns is missing, says his band manager Jerry Gold. “No one has seen him in two weeks. The escort…
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No Talent Ass Clowns Declare Bankruptcy & Break Up Big
In a shocking press conference at No, Not There! Records in Kings Nose, NJ this morning, No Talent Ass Clowns front man Lars Gunblade declared that the…