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Singer Admits Killing Lead Guitarist
Singer Lars Gunblade of The No Talent Ass Clowns admitted in a press conference today that he killed lead guitarist Vas Defrens in a fit of rage on…
Ink, rumor, and residual legal fees
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Lazy Website Goes 3 Years Without New Blog
The No Talent Ass Clowns website admitted in a press conference today that it hadn’t updated its site since 2018. “To be honest, I don’t think anyone noticed,”…
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Pushing Rope Music Video Drops – Fans Go Ape Shit!
The No Talent Ass Clowns just dropped their Pushing Rope music video… and the response has been epic. Normally, songs about sexual dysfunction don’t do well. However, this…
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Pushing Rope – New Ass Clowns Song Dropped
Pushing rope. For some guys, it’s a reality. For The No Talent Ass Clowns, it’s a song. “Pushing Rope,” the new song from The No Talent Ass Clowns…
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Lars Gunblade and Klaus Hitler To Record Album This Year
Lars Gunblade of the No Talent Ass Clowns and avant-garde German recording artist Klaus Hitler have agreed to record an album together this year. The untitled project is…
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Fake Time Magazine Cover Scandal Hits Ass Clowns
A fake Time magazine cover showing singer Lars Gunblade of The No Talent Ass Clowns rocked the credibility of the infamous band this week. Spotted by Redit contributor…
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Worst Wine Ever – Chateau de Twat – Purchased By Ass Clowns
Rock band The No Talent Ass Clowns recently purchased what many call the worst wine ever made… “Chateau de Twat” produced by the Chateau de Twat winery in…
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10-Second Stories Launched by Rock Star Lars Gunblade
Rock star Lars Gunblade has turned filmmaker with the first of his “10-Second Stories” on YouTube: Gunblade recently told reporters that he’s a bit bored with making music…
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Rock Band Members Plotting to Kill Each Other in Police Video
As a leaked police undercover video shows, singer Lars Gunblade and guitarist Vas Defrens want each other dead. Band members plotting to kill each other is pretty much…
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Drunk Musician Kicks Janitor: the Shocking Story
Drunk musician kicks janitor… you gotta admit that it’s the kind of drama No Talent Ass Clowns fans expect… When No Talent Ass Clowns guitarist Vas Defrens kicked…