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“We want Ass Clowns fans to be violent,” says band
Front man Lars Gunblade and guitarist Vas Defrens boldly encouraged Ass Clowns fans to be violent during concerts in their latest interview. “Yeah, we did. Why not?” asked…
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Lars Gunblade Furious About Interviews on Funny or Die
“Some m*****fucker is using my name to post our interviews on Funny or Die,” shouted No Talent Ass Clowns front man Lars Gunblade to a group of reporters…
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Ass Clowns Worried That People Think They’re a Fake Band
In a new interview, rock band The No Talent Ass Clowns expressed their anger that some people didn’t believe the band was real. Front man Lars Gunblade and…
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Lars Gunblade Admits Running Over Man in Latest Interview
Front man Lars Gunblade and guitarist Vas Defrens of The No Talent Ass Clowns were in top form recently when they sat down for interviews for director and…
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Lars Gunblade Charity, LarsAid, Under Fire From IRS
For years, LarsAid has been on the IRS’s watch list of highly questionable charities. The fund, set up to benefit No Talent Ass Clowns frontman Lars Gunblade, has…
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The No Talents Ass Clowns in “The First to Die” Feature Film
With rumors swirling in the Hollywood trade papers about a No Talent Ass Clowns movie, front man Lars Gunblade confirmed the band would appear in a movie to…
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Interview With Lars Gunblade & Vas Defrens: Surprising New Revelations
The latest interview with Lars Gunblade and Vas Defrens revealed some rare insights into the world’s greatest band. The No Talent Ass Clowns singer and guitarist let it…
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Lars Gunblade at Nouveau Merde Fashion Show
No Talent Ass Clowns front man Lars Gunblade attended the annual Nouveau Merde fashion show last night in Los Angeles with two dates in tow. Gunblade, who appeared…
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Lars Gunblade’s Strip Clubs Shut Down Permanently
Singer Lars Gunblade of The No Talent Ass Clowns has some problems. His infamous strip clubs, Take It Off, Bitch!, have been shut down by police after having…
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Vas Defrens Arrested at Strip Club
Just one day after band mate Lars Gunblade opened the “Take It Off, Bitch!” Strip Club in Kings Nose, NJ, guitarist Vas Defrens and stripper “Taffy Pull” were…