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VIDEO: Ass Clowns Outdo U2 Concert Prices
Legendary band The No Talent Ass Clowns recently explained why they charge six times more for concert tickets than U2 does. “Why? Because we can,” said singer Lars…
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VIDEO: The No Talent Ass Clowns in the Recording Studio
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gkmGd8IxX6c Legendary band The No Talent Ass Clowns opened up about working in the recording studio. Singer Lars Gunblade acknowledged the difficulty of writing songs, admitting it can…
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VIDEO: The Ass Clowns’ Humble Beginnings in Kings Nose NJ
Mega band The No Talent Ass Clowns recently discussed their childhood in Kings Nose NJ in a new interview released over the weekend. Singer Lars Gunblade and guitarist…
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VIDEO: Band Wants All Female Concertgoers to be Topless
Mega band The No Talent Ass Clowns have repeated their demand that all female concertgoers to be topless. “Doing concerts over and over gets boring,” said front man…
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No Talent Ass Clowns: Words of Wisdom #4
Mega band The No Talent Ass Clowns have just released the fourth installment of their video series “Words of Wisdom.” Singer Lars Gunblade and guitarist Vas Defrens continue…
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Vas Defrens: My Wedding with Porn Star Trixie Beaumont
A new interview sheds light on what happened at guitarist Vas Defrens‘ wedding with international porn star Trixie Beaumont. The elaborate wedding, which took place at stately Rectal…
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The No Talent Ass Clowns: “Don’t Look at Me”
Singer Lars Gunblade of The No Talent Ass Clowns discussed his desire that fans not look at him in this recent interview conducted by port star Trixie Beaumont.…
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No Talent Ass Clowns: More Words of Wisdom
The No Talent Ass Clowns deliver more thought-provoking comments in their latest interview, which was directed by porn star Trixie Beaumont. There can be no doubt that singer…
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More Ass Clowns Words of Wisdom
The No Talent Ass Clowns have released the second installment of their “Words of Wisdom” videos. “These are some of our best moments,” said front man Lars Gunblade.…
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No Talent Ass Clowns: Words of Wisdom
Very little video of The No Talent Ass Clowns in concert is available so it’s worth noting that a recent Ass Clowns short video includes concert footage of…