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Rock The Vote 2016: No Clinton & Trump, Give U.S. Back to England
Rock The Vote 2016 may look a little different this year… Everyone is talking about the 2016 Presidential Election. Who is going to win? Trump? Clinton? Megaband The…
Ink, rumor, and residual legal fees
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Every scandal the band will not pay to bury.
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Creative Differences in the Band as Joey and Carnage Leave
Creative differences in the band was the subtext of the latest No Talent Ass Clowns interview. Yet for most of the interview, The No Talent Ass Clowns front…
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Rare Demo of Ass Clowns Song Leaked to YouTube
One of the only known demos of The No Talent Ass Clowns in the recording studio has surfaced recently on YouTube. Stolen last month from No, Not There!…
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Band Had Sex With Their Own Manager? Big Ass Clowns Controversy
In a shocking interview, it appears legendary band The No Talent Ass Clowns confront a shocking rumor: which is that the band had sex with their own manager,…
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Bayonet On Guitar Used To Kill Concertgoer
Guitarist Vas Defrens of The No Talent Ass Clowns recently killed a concertgoer in Boston with the bayonet that he has custom-fitted onto his Les Paul guitar. After…
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Ass Clowns Live on the Doug Fredericks Show
The No Talent Ass Clowns performed their new song “I Finished, Now Get Out!” on The Doug Fredericks Show recently. It was an amazing performance, given that the…
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“Words of Wisdom” Music Video Divides Fans
The new music video for “Words of Wisdom” is angering fans of the legendary rockers The No Talent Ass Clowns. Straying completely from their hard rock roots, “Words…
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Band Will Only Release One CD From Now On
Legendary band The No Talent Ass Clowns have decided that they will only release one copy of future CDs. While fans are furious, the band couldn’t be happier.…
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“Ass On Demand” Music Video Stirs Controversy
“Ass On Demand” by The No Talent Ass Clowns has a simple message that isn’t sitting well with some female fans. Like the “On Demand” button on your…
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Band Plays To Empty Theaters… On Purpose
Legendary rock band The No Talent Ass Clowns have taken concerts to a whole new level: the band plays to completely empty theaters. And the weird thing is…