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Rock Band Won’t Pay Taxes. Builds Fort To Keep Out Feds.
This rock band won’t pay taxes. And they’re already becoming a legend because of it… It’s one thing to say you’re a rebel rock band and it’s another…
Ink, rumor, and residual legal fees
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Every scandal the band will not pay to bury.
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Rock Documentary Bombs at Premiere
The No Talent Ass Clowns‘ self-made rock documentary bombed at its premiere recently. Totally humiliated, the band is naturally furious. “I’m pissed as f**k,” said front man Lars…
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“It Might Get Loud” Documentary Deleted No Talent Ass Clowns Footage
The rock documentary “It Might Get Loud” doesn’t feature Lars Gunblade and Vas Defrens. Why? Because they got cut out of the film. In a brand new interview,…
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“Worst Album Ever” Post on YouTube Infuriates Rock Band
Worst album ever? So says one YouTube poster… An avowed hater of The No Talent Ass Clowns band has posted their Greatest Hits CD offer under the derogatory…
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CD of Farts Sells For 2 Million Dollars
A CD of farts has been sold for 2 million dollars to an anonymous CEO of a pharmaceutical company. Rocker Lars Gunblade of The No Talent Ass Clowns…
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New Movie Trailer For “The First To Die” Gets Hollywood’s Attention
A new movie trailer for “The First To Die,” a new action film starring rock stars Lars Gunblade and Vas Defrens got attention from Hollywood producers this week……
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Band’s Embarrassing Drunk Interview
A band’s embarrassing drunk interview is the topic of conversation in the rock world. Many think that mega band The No Talent Ass Clowns just took a dump…
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“The First To Die” Movie Trailer Released
“The First To Die,” the first feature film by The No Talent Ass Clowns is due for Christmas 2016 release. The first trailer for the movie released on…
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Rock Band Sells Its Soul To The Devil, Isn’t Impressed With Satan
What happens when a rock band sells its soul to the devil but fails to be impressed with Lucifer? Rockers Lars Gunblade and Vas Defrens of The No…
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Rock and Roll Hall of Fame: Why Can’t This Band Get In?
The Rock and Roll Hall of Fame appears uninterested in The No Talent Ass Clowns for some reason. This month’s interview with the band in Rock Wasteland sheds…