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New Social Disease Named For Ass Clowns Band
A virulent strain of social disease has been named after legendary band The No Talent Ass Clowns. Named “Assclownus-burning-urineus,” the disease is unique to Ass Clown band members…
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Ass Clowns’ Guitarist Checks Into Hospital For “Exhaustion”
Legendary bad boy rock guitarist Vas Defrens checked into an unnamed hospital in LA yesterday, making it the 42nd time he’s done so in the last two years.…
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Lars Gunblade Announces Quickie Solo Tour
To the surprise of the rest of the band, No Talent Ass Clowns front man Lars Gunblade announced a brief solo tour in March. “Yeah, I needed to…
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Band To Invest In Film Restoration
The No Talent Ass Clowns say they have finally found out their purpose… sponsoring 20 million dollars to restore cult favorite film, Manos, the Hands of Fate: Manos:…
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Lars Gunblade Says God Wants Him To Be a Decadent Rock Star
No Talent Ass Clowns‘ front man Lars Gunblade says God has told him to live a life of sex, drugs and rock and roll. “Yes, it’s true. I’m…
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Ass Clowns And Their Favorite Music Videos
Recently, The No Talent Ass Clowns told Rock Wasteland Magazine about their favorite music videos. At first, they resisted giving an answer. After a barrage of f-words, they…
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Violent Protesters Demand Death of Ass Clowns
Protests have erupted nationwide over the release of the latest No Talent Ass Clowns‘ CD Ass On Demand. The most aggressive protests have been in Kings Nose, NJ,…
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Lars Gunblade CD Released as Special Edition
Lars Gunblade’s first solo CD, Songs About Stuff, hit the street Tuesday in a deluxe edition that included half-smoked joints,…
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New CD Creates Waves
Ass On Demand, the controversial new CD by The No Talent Ass Clowns has divided fans and outraged critics with its ass-related content. “This CD cheapens the band,”…
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New Ass Clowns CD Released Today
Amid a cloud of secrecy, the newest No Talent Ass Clowns CD releases today. Entitled Ass On Demand, the cover art has stirred controversy. “This cover is great,”…