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Nude Female Concertgoers Only at Latest Ass Clown Concert
Two years ago, The No Talent Ass Clowns had their first concert where all female concertgoers were requested to be topless. Last night, the legendary bad boys of…
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Vas Defrens Closes The Ass House
Legendary guitarist Vas Defrens of The No Talent Ass Clowns released a statement this morning saying that he has closed his infamous Ass House restaurant in New York.…
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Band claims: “We all dated Lennay Kekua”
Just when you thought a story couldn’t get weirder. Now adding to the controversy surrounding Notre Dame linebacker Manti Te’o and his imaginary girlfriend, Lennay Kekua, is the…
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Is Rock Wasteland Magazine Trashing Lars Gunblade?
Rock Wasteland‘s January 2013 issue is not going to be one of Lars Gunblade’s favorites. The No Talent Ass Clowns front man is the subject of the feature…
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Ass Clowns to Outsource For Concert Appearances
Legendary rock band The No Talent Ass Clowns announced this morning that they have hired alternate musicians to portray the band for many concert appearances in 2013. The…
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Band Spends Day Doing Nothing
Stop the presses. Legendary rockers The No Talent Ass Clowns did nothing yesterday. They didn’t play a concert, they didn’t have a recording session, they didn’t write any…
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Lars Gunblade Forced Foo Fighters Hiatus
With today’s news of rock band The Foo Fighters taking a hiatus, controversial singer Lars Gunblade of The No Talent Ass Clowns says he’s behind it all. “I…
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Ass Clowns Take Touring Spacecraft To Mars To Harass Curiosity Rover
In a move that shocked NASA scientists, rock band The No Talent Ass Clowns have flown a spacecraft to Mars for no other purpose than to harass the…
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Band To Launch First Sub-Orbital Touring Plane
Legendary rock band The No Talent Ass Clowns will be the first band in history to tour in a sub-orbital plane. The band held a standing-room-only press conference…
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Band To Play Benefit For Benedict Arnold Memorial
Legendary rockers The No Talent Ass Clowns announced this morning that they will headline a Benefit Concert for the building of the Benedict Arnold Memorial Statue in Arnold’s…