Front man Lars Gunblade and guitarist Vas Defrens boldly encouraged Ass Clowns fans to be violent during concerts in their latest interview. “Yeah, we did. Why not?” asked Gunblade after the interview as he made out with two groupies. “Ass Clowns fans are pretty stupid actually. Real easy to manipulate. Seriously, we pull the strings […]

“Some m*****fucker is using my name to post our interviews on Funny or Die,” shouted No Talent Ass Clowns front man Lars Gunblade to a group of reporters gathered in the grand dining room of the band’s tour blimp this morning. “This is bullshit!” screamed Gunblade, kicking a nearby roadie. “This guy is acting like […]

In a new interview, rock band The No Talent Ass Clowns expressed their anger that some people didn’t believe the band was real. Front man Lars Gunblade and guitarist Vas Defrens talked about the fans, their favorite venue Consumption Auditorium and finished up by talking about how some believe they’re a fake band. “Fake band? […]

Front man Lars Gunblade and guitarist Vas Defrens of The No Talent Ass Clowns were in top form recently when they sat down for interviews for director and band manager Jerry Gold. The two appeared to be more or less sober, which is not typical for either musician. Gunblade and Defrens talked at length about […]

For years, LarsAid has been on the IRS’s watch list of highly questionable charities. The fund, set up to benefit No Talent Ass Clowns frontman Lars Gunblade, has long been suspected of being bogus. “Seriously, this is 100% fake,” said IRS representative Jonathan Tuttle. “You can only make donations in cash to a mail box […]

With rumors swirling in the Hollywood trade papers about a No Talent Ass Clowns movie, front man Lars Gunblade confirmed the band would appear in a movie to be released this Christmas. Entitled The First to Die, the cop thriller stars Gunblade and guitarist Vas Defrens and the rest of the band in smaller roles. […]

The latest interview with Lars Gunblade and Vas Defrens revealed some rare insights into the world’s greatest band. The No Talent Ass Clowns singer and guitarist let it all hang out in this new interview directed by their manager Jerry Gold. “Lars Gunblade and Vas Defrens were in rare form,” said Gold. “By that, I […]

No Talent Ass Clowns front man Lars Gunblade attended the annual Nouveau Merde fashion show last night in Los Angeles with two dates in tow. Gunblade, who appeared to be greatly under the influence, annoyed many of the attendees by singing several Ass Clowns songs in an odd falsetto and yelling to the Nouveau Merde […]

Singer Lars Gunblade of The No Talent Ass Clowns has some problems. His infamous strip clubs, Take It Off, Bitch!, have been shut down by police after having only been open for two days. The FBI issued a report saying the franchise locations were being used as houses of prostitution and as a clearing house […]

Just one day after band mate Lars Gunblade opened the “Take It Off, Bitch!” Strip Club in Kings Nose, NJ, guitarist Vas Defrens and stripper “Taffy Pull” were arrested on a charge on public fornication at 7:30 this evening. As they were led away from the club, crowds cheered. Smiling, Vas and Taffy started making […]