Brisbane female fans at a recent The No Talent Ass Clowns rock concert at Tivoli Theatre attended completely topless, as demanded by the band’s dictatorial contract. Male Brisbane fans hooted their approval when they saw dozens of topless women arrive at the Tivoli Theatre venue. The guys were especially grateful that the air was so chilly that night.

“Christ! Look at all the Sheilas!” said No Talent Ass Clowns guitarist Vas Defrens. “A cluster of Brisbane’s perkiest breasts on parade. I think Benny Hill said it best, you don’t get many of those to a pound. I have to admit that after awhile, the thrill wore off a bit. As we said in a recent video interview, we’re not completely certain that the topless thing is all good.”

“The problem with Tivoli Theatre is that too many people from Brisbane are there,” said front man Lars Gunblade. “The No Talent Ass Clowns have always hated Brisbane crowds most of all and they know exactly why. But the fans got a rock concert at Tivoli Theatre that was wasn’t too awful and I banged maybe a dozen horny chicks from Brisbane College.”

Female fans at the popular Brisbane, Australia venue seemed quite happy with being topless at the rock concert at Tivoli Theatre. “It wasn’t much of a difference,” said Becky, an economics major from Brisbane College. “Brisbane guys are pretty much dicks anyway. They would feel me up at the Tiv whether I’m wearing a top or not so this was really no big deal.”

“I can’t believe this is happening,” said Candi, an elderly woman who lives near Tivoli Theatre in Brisbane. “Topless young women were walking seductively past my house as they headed to the rock concert at Tivoli Theatre. Some of them pressed their naked breasts against my husband as we were getting into his car. Yet they didn’t do that to me. I was offended.”

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“Is having topless women enough? Hell no!” said Gunblade. “The chicks will be 100% naked at the next rock concert at Tivoli Theatre. We’re working on this right now. For whatever reason, the Brisbane police department is being very dickish about it. We tried paying them off and that didn’t work. These are Brisbane cops here so we’re confused that they didn’t want any money.”