Carnage Smith
“He’s f-ing nuts,” says front man Lars Gunblade. “The other day, he got completely drunk and belligerent during a weekend session, belittled the rest of the band, took a dump on Joey’s drum kit and walked out when he realized we’d run out of pot. That’s the spirit of rock and roll, baby!”
“Carnage is awesome,” said rabid fan Buford Picklefeather of Perth Amboy, NJ who waited outside No, Not There! Studios to greet Carnage as he climbed into his limo. “I said hello to him and he kicked me right in the balls. The sweet, sweet pain that followed told me all I needed to know. I’m a fan for life now! Carnage is the real deal. I tweeted my approval and other fans have responded likewise.”
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