Los Angeles female fans at a recent The No Talent Ass Clowns rock concert at The Forum attended topless, as required by the band in their contract. Male Los Angeles fans shouted their approval upon seeing the hordes of topless women at The Forum venue. The guys said they were very happy that the air was chilly that evening.

“Holy sheep shit!” said No Talent Ass Clowns guitarist Vas Defrens. “A veritable sea of LA’s finest surgically enhanced tits on display. You don’t get many of those to a pound. Yeah, there was a major woody factor going on for me, rest assured. Although there was a downside as I talked about in a recent interview.”

“Led Zeppelin played the Forum a lot in the 70s,” said front man Lars Gunblade. “Despite that, we decided to play the LA Forum anyway. Was it worth it? I think so. The fans got a rock concert at The Forum that wasn’t too much of an embarrassment and I banged the entire USC women’s volleyball team so I’m doing pretty good. Better than most people, I’m betting.”

Female fans at the LA venue were fine with being topless at the rock concert at The Forum. “I loved it,” said Ocean, a sex education major from UCLA. “The only real downside is that I’m pregnant now and the father could be any of half a dozen guys who were sitting near me.”

“It made me sick,” said Charity, an elderly woman who resides near The Forum in LA. “Nearly naked little hussies were strolling past my studio apartment on their way to the rock concert at The Forum. I threw bags of urine I had been saving at them but they just laughed at me.”

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“Topless chicks are just the beginning. We’re gonna ratchet this bitch up,” said Gunblade. “We want chicks to be 100% naked at the next rock concert at The Forum. For some reason, the LAPD aren’t too enthused with our idea. We even tried bribing them and nada. This is the LAPD we are talkin’ about so that surprised me.”