Nottingham female fans at a recent The No Talent Ass Clowns rock concert at Rock City attended completely topless, as demanded by the band’s rather lengthy contract. Male Nottingham fans voiced their approval when they saw hundreds of topless women arrive at the Rock City venue. The guys were particularly grateful that the air was very chilly that night.

“Bloody hell!” said No Talent Ass Clowns guitarist Vas Defrens. “A cluster of Nottingham’s best breasts on display. It’s like Benny Hill said once, you don’t get many of those to a pound. After awhile though, it was a little less fantastic. As we said in a recent interview, now we’re not entirely sure the topless thing is what it’s cracked up to be.”

“Rock City attracts plenty of tossers,” said front man Lars Gunblade. “But The No Talent Ass Clowns came to England for the chicks and the bad food so we didn’t care. The fans got a rock concert at Rock City that was just mildly bollocks and I shagged about a baker’s dozen of horny chicks from Central College.”

Female fans at the popular Nottingham venue seemed fine with being topless at the rock concert at Rock City. “It was routine,” said Annette, a business major from the University of Nottingham. “Nottingham guys are wankers for the most part. They’d feel me up whether I’m wearing a top or not.”

“What is this country coming to?” said Vicki, an OAP who lives near Rock City in Nottingham. “Topless young women were strolling past my flat as they made their way to the rock concert at Rock City. Some of them pressed their naked boobs against the windscreen as I was parking our Mini. My husband said those topless girls got his machinery downstairs working, whatever that means.”

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“Is having topless women at our concerts enough? Not half!” said Gunblade. “The chicks will be entirely naked at the next rock concert at Rock City. We’re planning this right now. For some reason, the Nottingham police are being fascists about it. We tried paying them off and nothing. These are Nottingham cops we are talkin’ about so we’re confused that they didn’t take the money.”