Baltimore female fans at a recent The No Talent Ass Clowns rock concert at Rams Head Live! attended entirely topless, as demanded by the controversial band’s contract. Male Baltimore fans screamed their approval when they saw waves of topless women arrive at the Rams Head Live! venue. The guys also shouted their appreciation for the fact that the air was unusually chilly that night.

“I doesn’t get any better than this!” said No Talent Ass Clowns guitarist Vas Defrens. “A crush of Baltimore’s best breasts on display for our approval. And we approved. Big time. When we played ‘Ass on Demand‘ these Baltimore chicks jumped up and down in their seats. That was the greatest visual of my life. At least, it seemed like it at first. As I said in a recent interview, now I’m not so sure.”

“Rams Head Live! caters to snot-nosed hipsters too much,” said front man Lars Gunblade. “We figured it was time to blow their minds with our high voltage rock and roll. Was it worth it? Yeah, I think you could definitely say that. The fans got a rock concert at Rams Head Live! that wasn’t our worst ever show and I nailed the entire Johns Hopkins women’s soccer team so I really can’t bitch about this engagement.”

Female fans at the popular Baltimore venue seemed at ease with being topless at the rock concert at Rams Head Live!. “It was good,” said Patrice, a business major from Towson University. “Baltimore guys are pigs in general but this took it to a new extreme. I loved it.”

“I hated this whole thing,” said Clarice, an elderly woman who resides near Rams Head Live! in Baltimore. “Topless women were strutting past my rowhouse on their way to the rock concert at Rams Head Live. Several of them taunted me by pressing their naked jugs against my car windows. My husband didn’t seem to mind though.”

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“We ain’t drawing the line at topless women at our concerts,” said Gunblade. “The chicks will be 100%, completely naked at the next rock concert at Rams Head Live!. We’re trying to make that happy as we speak. For some reason, the Baltimore police department seems dead set against our plan. We tried bribing them and we got bupkis. These are Baltimore cops we are talkin’ about so I can’t believe they turned down our pay offs.”