“Me and Palin were a thing,” admits Ass Clowns guitarist
Days after Sarah Palin referred to White House Correspondents on Twitter as “assclowns,” No Talent Ass Clowns guitarist Vas Defrens admitted that he once dated the former half-governor of Alaska.
“Oh, yeah, we did the nasty,” said Defrens during an interview aboard the band’s tour blimp. “Sarah is great. Those were crazy, crazy times, dude. After a couple of tours she split with all my pot and I’ve been bitter ever since. When she tweeted the stuff about ‘assclowns,’ I was pissed because she made it sound as if it’s a bad thing. I have a problem with that, man.”
Defrens went on to issue an open invitation to Palin. “Sarah, you’re welcome to join us on tour. It’s just not the same without you, baby. No other girl can do that ‘thing’ that you do and I’ve asked plenty of chicks to try, believe me. It’s OK. I’m clear now. More or less.”
When this website called Palin’s agent to confirm or deny Defrens’ story, the person who answered only replied, “How did you get this number?”