Vulgar Smith, the ex-drummer for The No Talent Ass Clowns has been found dead in a Key West hotel room. The cause of death has not been disclosed. Already fingers are beginning to point to The No Talent Ass Clowns’ singer, Lars Gunblade. “Vulgar had just written a blog that has a vicious review of […]

Rock fans have known for years that Dave Grohl of the Foo Fighters and Lars Gunblade of The No Talent Ass Clowns are sworn enemies. In interviews, both have sometimes confirmed the rumors and denied them. Sometimes, the two have even denied knowing each other. This photo, taken during their furtive attempt to record material […]

Lars Gunblade, the controversial lead singer of the No Talent Ass Clowns, was arrested outside Consumption Auditorium after a scuffle with an angry fan. “This is bullshit. I deserve a medal for beating up stupid fans!” shouted Gunblade just before police officers tased him a total of 17 times. Police say Gunblade provoked a fight […]

New York City officials aren’t happy about what the new Ass House Restaurant calls its V.I.P. club—The Back Door Club. “The Ass House was one thing,” said Jim Tomes of the Mayor’s office. “But the Back Door Club is an insult to everyone in New York City who doesn’t partake of unnatural acts.” The Ass […]

Just announced. Brand new No Talent Ass Clowns merchandise is here! Have the great rock band on earth on a t-shirt, a trucker’s hat or a thong–or all three! Tell the world you’re an ass clown! Just stop by the “Dress Like An Ass Clown” page for details. Lead singer Lars Gunblade has already said […]

By Vulgar Smith, Ex-No Talent Ass Clowns Drummer Somebody make Lars Gunblade stop! First, we get his self-serving autobiography, “Am I Great Or What?” and now we get the rock star’s newest ego trip—a coffee table book of self-indulgent photography. Five pages of photos showing cigarette butts in the gutter? A chapter devoted to photos […]

By Chuck Chadwell Pitch those Pearl Jam bootlegs. Make room for the No Talent Ass Clowns bootleg, “Live at the Route 40 Lounge.” Recorded just after their first CD, “Behind the Times,” this is vintage Ass Clowns in concert. The good news is they play several songs from Gunblade’s former band, Factory-Sealed Fornicators. The bad […]

By Chuck Chadwell The new CD by rock superstar Lars Gunblade has been cloaked in secrecy. Luckily, janitors at the record label are easy to bribe.  I say easy but actually I’ll be sick every time I think about what I did to get this scoop. I hope you appreciate it because, whoa, it was […]

By Chuck Chatwell At first glance, “Am I Great Or What?” by Ass Clowns lead singer, Lars Gunblade, would seem like any other self-serving narrative penned quickly by an illiterate musician struggling to sound profound and at the same time justify behavior anyone else would be in jail for. Yet, this is so much more […]