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Lars Gunblade

Lars Gunblade, lead singer of The No Talent Ass Clowns

The “Blow Chunks Ballet” music video is now on YouTube — and The No Talent Ass Clowns couldn’t be more angry.

“Some f**ker uploaded that video illegally, ” exclaimed Ass Clowns front man, Lars Gunblade. “Somebody on YouTube is pretending to be me. He’s spamming other videos and telling them to look at ‘Blow Chunks’ instead. The band doesn’t want that. We want people to buy our videos on DVD. We don’t give it away, dude.”

“We aren’t on iTunes because we can’t charge 50 bucks for each download, which is what our music is worth,” hissed guitarist Vas Defrens. “Same with YouTube… our videos weren’t on there… until last week anyway! This pretend LarsGunblade is in for some big trouble from our lawyers!”

“Shit. I feel like the groupies I violate all the time,” said Gunblade as he leered at a nearby scantily-clad groupie.

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