Joey Van Dundro

Police at a recent No Talent Ass Clowns concert did not arrest drummer Joey Van Dundro for committing a non-sexual act on stage.

Unlike Lizard King Jim Morrison of the Doors who was famous for being arrested in the late 60s for committing a sexual act on stage, Van Dundro was not detained after the concert.

“It was a non-sexual act,” said police spokesman Clarence J. Boddicker. “We didn’t see the point of arresting him since he didn’t do anything wrong.”

Van Dundro was relieved. “When they didn’t arrest me, I didn’t see my future flashing before my eyes.”