A new craze is sweeping the nation… fake No Talent Ass Clowns concert dates. Across the country, posters announce dates for No Talent Ass Clowns concerts that are fictitious. Concert venues are being vandalized by angry fans disappointed that the rock super group is not appearing.

“Their fans are total pigs,” said Chico O”Brian of CD Wasteland. “They tore my store apart and made fun of my Justin Bieber t-shirt when they found out the No Talent Ass Clowns weren’t doing a CD signing at my store. Nothing personal but I hope they all burn in hell.”

“I think this is wrong,” said Ass Clowns manager Jerry Gold. “For example, it would be a mistake for fans to click on the No Talent Ass Clowns Concert Poster (located to the left), download it, put their own fake dates in the white space at the bottom, then post it at their favorite location. I cannot condone that at all!”