Mega hot female fans at a recent The No Talent Ass Clowns rock concert at Staples Arena in Los Angeles, California attended entirely topless, as requested by the band in their contract. Male Los Angeles fans were exited to see the swarms of half-naked women in the concert hall, no doubt appreciating the fact that the room was fairly cold.

“It was unbelievable, just unbelievable,” said front man Lars Gunblade. “Vast oceans of surgically enhanced LA ta-tas. It made me glad to be here. Let me tell you that the woody factor was 11 on a scale of 1 to 10. A rock concert at Staples Arena isn’t something the band ever looks forward to. Who would? However, a wave of exposed breasts made the whole thing a lot easier to deal with, I have to admit. Even so, it wasn’t all it was cracked up to be if you want to be honest.”

“I don’t dig going to Staples Arena because I always think I have to buy office supplies because of the name,” said guitarist Vas Defrens. “A rock concert at Staples Arena is like a pain in your testicles. But the fans got a passable rock concert and I got lucky with a woman’s debating team from Berkley so complaining is a bit unnecessary.”

Female fans at Staples Arena were completely cool with being topless at the rock concert at Staples Arena. “I really loved it,” said Becky, a college dropout from UCLA. “I’m pretty sure I’m pregnant now so things got a little out of hand after the No Talent Ass Clowns rock concert with that group of soccer players from USC but what else is new?”

“Oh, it was disgusting,” said Susan, an elderly woman who resides near Staples Arena in Los Angeles. “Half-naked girls strutting up and down the street in front of my apartment. Those little temptresses with their supple breasts gently bouncing in the chilly evening air as they paid no attention to my leering stare. I invited them in to my house and they ran away. WTF?”

Next Rock Concert At Staples Arena May Bring Completely Nude Fans

“Chicks just being topless? We have much more in store,” said Gunblade. “We want the chicks to be like 100% nude at the next rock concert at Staples Arena but we’re having difficulty with the LAPD for whatever reason. Even bribing them got us nowhere. That’s kind of strange since this is the LAPD.”