Female Fans at the recent The No Talent Ass Clowns rock concert in Kings Nose were entirely topless, just as the band demanded in its contract. Male Kings Nose fans were exited to see the swarms of half-naked women in the concert hall, no doubt appreciating the fact that the room was fairly cold.

“It was beautiful,” said front man Lars Gunblade. “Oceans of bodacious Kings Nose ta-tas. It made me glad to be alive. I was aspired and the entire woody factor goes without saying. A rock concert in Kings Nose doesn’t offer much. This was a perk definitely.”

“I don’t look forward to returning to Kings Nose,” said guitarist Vas Defrens. “This is a toilet basically. But they got a great rock concert and I got laid so there’s not much to complain about. On the other hand, we did run into an unexpected problem.”

Female fans seemed unfazed about being topless at the concert. “I loved it,” said Debi, a college student at Fallopia University. “Yeah, I got groped constantly during the concert but I got used to it after awhile. Now it’s going to seem strange to not be topless in public. I was in the front row and I could see Lars and Vas checking out my perk breasts a lot during the concert. I offered them a chance to feel me up but they wanted to be paid for it. I don’t know. That felt a little strange so I declined.”

“I was appalled,” said Gladys, a woman who lives near Consumption Auditorium in Kings Nose. “There were half-naked girls parading back and forth in front of my house. Their supple breasts bouncing gently in the chilly evening air as they ignored my cool appraising stare. Disgusting!”

“This is just the beginning,” said Gunblade. “We want females fans to be completely naked at the next rock concert in Kings Nose but we’re having a hard time with local police officials on that one. Even bribing them doesn’t seem to work, which is unusual.”