Rock guitarist Vas Defrens dropped a bomb on the rock music community when he admitted today that he doesn’t actually live a life of debauchery. “It was all bullshit,” admits Defrens.”I haven’t banged hundreds of groupies or gotten high and I don’t even drink,” said the famous bad boy of The No Talent Ass Clowns. […]
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Rock Star Ashamed To Admit He’s Not Decadent
Posted: 6th July 2011 by Lucky in Latest Ass Clown UpdatesTags: groupies, rock band debauchery, rock bands, rock debauchery
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BREAKING NEWS– band requires all female concertgoers to be topless
Posted: 7th April 2011 by Lucky in Latest Ass Clown UpdatesTags: blow chunks, funny, no talent ass clowns, nude concertgoers, parody, parody bands, rock bands, satire
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It’s official. If you’re a female and you go to a No Talent Ass Clowns show, the band requires that you attend topless. In fact, females not adhering to the new provision will be escorted off the premises, according to Ass Clowns manager, Jerry Gold. “Hey, man, this is just the first step,” said front […]
Rock Wasteland Magazine Votes “Blow Chunks Ballet” Greatest Song Ever
Posted: 15th December 2010 by Lucky in Latest Ass Clown UpdatesTags: blow chunks ballet, rock band parody, rock bands
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Blow Chunks Ballet is the greatest rock and roll song of all time, according to Rock Wasteland Magazine. “Yeah, definitely,” said Editor Chad Chez. “Blow Chunk Ballet is a song that everyone has an instant reaction to. Maybe it’s revulsion, maybe elation, who knows? The point is, it’s a great song and I’m not […]