It’s official. If you’re a female and you go to a No Talent Ass Clowns show, the band requires that you attend topless. In fact, females not adhering to the new provision will be escorted off the premises, according to Ass Clowns manager, Jerry Gold. “Hey, man, this is just the first step,” said front […]
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BREAKING NEWS– band requires all female concertgoers to be topless
Posted: 7th April 2011 by Lucky in Latest Ass Clown UpdatesTags: blow chunks, funny, no talent ass clowns, nude concertgoers, parody, parody bands, rock bands, satire
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No Talent Ass Clowns Die In Tragic Blimp Accident
Posted: 11th February 2011 by Lucky in Latest Ass Clown UpdatesTags: no talent ass clowns, parody, parody bands, satire, tragic blimp accident
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Rescuers in Greenland have confirmed that legendary rock band The No Talent Ass Clowns died when their tour blimp crashed late Sunday night. Dazed roadie “Rando” Miller was found unharmed and he lead rescuers to a horrifying scene — a polar bear eating the remains of the band members. “I thought I was gonna hurl […]