Controversial rockers The No Talent Ass Clowns announced this morning that their aborted free concert in Centralia, PA will happen in the next few months. “I can tell you the concert is back on,” said front man Lars Gunblade. “But this time it will totally be in secret… Very much on the DL [down low]. […]
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“Centralia concert will happen!” says band
Posted: 28th August 2012 by Lucky in Latest Ass Clown UpdatesTags: Centralia PA, free concert
Ass Clowns’ tour van found empty outside Centralia–roadie, manager missing
Posted: 7th August 2012 by Lucky in Latest Ass Clown UpdatesTags: Centralia PA, free concert
A tour van that had traveled to Centralia, PA over the weekend to prepare for a free No Talent Ass Clowns concert on August 11 was found empty about 80 miles from the deserted town famous for its underground coal fire. A search has provided no clues to the whereabouts of the occupants of the […]
Ass Clowns Release New CD Amid Centralia Concert Controversy
Posted: 25th July 2012 by Lucky in Latest Ass Clown UpdatesTags: Centralia PA, free concert
With their controversial concert in Centralia, PA fast approaching, The No Talent Ass Clowns have released their newest CD entitled Express Elevator To Hell. According to industry insiders, the band is especially excited by their latest CD and believe this may the CD that finally breaks into the top 10,000 on the charts. “This is […]
Controversial Centralia PA Concert May Draw 200
Posted: 23rd July 2012 by Lucky in Latest Ass Clown UpdatesTags: centralia, free concert, virgin sacrifice
Legendary rockers The No Talent Ass Clowns say their free concert in the abandoned town of Centralia, PA on August 11 where they will sacrifice five virgins onstage could draw 200 concertgoers. “Hell, yeah!” said drummer Joey Van Dundro, “With social media, word about this free concert has spread like wildfire. The whole virgin sacrifice […]
Centralia, PA: Free Concert With Virgin Sacrifices
Posted: 19th July 2012 by Lucky in Latest Ass Clown UpdatesTags: free concert, Gods of Rock, virgin sacrifices
In a press conference aboard their tour blimp, controversial rockers The No Talent Ass Clowns announced they will perform a free concert in Centralia, PA on Saturday, August 11 where they will sacrifice five nude virgins onstage. The band will take the stage at noon and sacrifice the girls during the final song, which is […]