The Ass Clowns perform at Consumption Auditorium on January 30
Two years ago, The No Talent Ass Clowns had their first concert where all female concertgoers were requested to be topless. Last night, the legendary bad boys of rock went all the way and demanded all female attendees be completely naked during their Consumption Auditorium show. Despite protests in front of the venue, the response from women at the show was largely positive.
“I liked it,” said Amber, 20. “Sure, I was sort of ‘gang raped’ at one point and hundreds of guys took photos of me with their cell phones but overall I’d have to say that going to this concert nude was a very positive experience.”
“Hey, we thought this whole thing through,” said front man Lars Gunblade. “For instance, we made sure the auditorium was super cold. Every guy there appreciated that little touch!”
No word on whether more female nude concerts will take place in the future.
