Lars Gunblade, lead singer of The No Talent Ass Clowns

Rock band The No Talent Ass Clowns is angry that several web sites refer to them as a parody band.

“Parody band? That’s bullshit!” shouted front man Lars Gunblade during a press conference aboard the band’s tour blimp. “This is rock and roll. We’re the real deal! I’m pissed that some people think that what we’re doing is satire. Look at ‘Blow Chunks Ballet.’ Just because it’s about throwin’ up doesn’t mean it’s a f**king joke song. The next time you see some web site like blogtopsites, fakebands.com or reddit calling us a parody or fake band, you have my permission to give them a ton of shit about it!”

The band went on to say they would be issuing lawsuits to any website calling their band or their website a “parody.”