The No Talent Ass Clowns website admitted in a press conference today that it hadn’t updated its site since 2018. “To be honest, I don’t think anyone noticed,” said the webmaster, a man who goes by the name “Lucky.”
Rabid fans of the No Talent Ass Clowns have been deprived of new blog posts since the fall of 2018 when singer Lars Gunblade became uncooperative and demanded an end to new posts.
“I don’t care about this website,” says Gunblade. “Find something else to do with your time.”