Wallpaper Downloads
By LuckyTHE NO TALENT ASS CLOWNS WALLPAPER
(Put this wallpaper on your computer at work. Your IT department loves it when you put on your own personal wallpaper on their computers)
“I put the Ass Clowns wallpaper on my desktop at work and I got fired the same day. That is so rock ‘n roll, isn’t it?” -Vim Fuego
Yes, Vim, that IS rock and roll. The band applauds you for having the courage to stick with your rock and roll principles and keeping the Ass Clowns on your computer. The Official Worship Site encourages all true fans to tell their IT departments to go to hell. Do you really want to see your stupid fucking company’s logo every time you look at your screen? Of course not! It’s time to tell the boss, “Fuck you, I’m keeping the Ass Clowns on my computer. If you don’t like it, fire me. Rock and roll, bitch.”
It’s your choice really. Remember that keeping the Ass Clowns front and center is super important. Failure to do so could result in the band revoking your right to be an Ass Clowns fan. Surely, you don’t want that. It could endanger your credit rating and make it amazingly hard to get any more dates anytime soon. So remember, keep the Ass Clowns on your computer at work at all costs. It’s worth it… for the band.
“It’s something you should definitely do,” said singer Lars Gunblade recently. “As a band, we have our obligations like getting wasted and getting laid. You, as fans, have obligations as well. Obviously, you need to worship the band. But you also have to defend the band against the anti-rock and roll forces that lurk out there. They’re dangerous. And remember, when they arch their back, it means they’re about to strike.”