Band says “no” to Ass Clowns impersonators

Legendary rock band The No Talent Ass Clowns issued a statement this morning concerning An Ass Clowns Tribute Band called Ass of Mass Destruction. It reads:

“We are against Ass Clowns tribute bands. Period. End of statement. You want Ass Clowns? Then you pay to see the originals. Not some cheap copies. Ass of Mass Destruction can sing “Blow Chunks Ballet” but they’ll never be The No Talent Ass Clowns. They won’t get the groupies or anywhere near the amount of drugs we get. We can’t stop shitty tribute bands like this but we can tell our fans that they are dicks if they go to see Ass of Mass Destruction.”

The tribute band recently announced plans to begin offering concerts but no further details have been issued. Despite the band’s reaction, Ass Clown fans seem interested.

“I can’t afford real Ass Clown ticket prices,” said Buford Picklefeather, a fan from Perth Amboy, NJ. “However, I can afford to see a cheap knock-off like Ass of Mass Destruction!”