http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/90c78493c1/pinch-the-loaf-music-video-by-the-no-talent-ass-clowns?_cc=__d___&_ccid=3d399b1ebbd73cde For some reason, The No Talent Ass Clowns‘ Pinch The Loaf music video and an accompanying interview got posted on Funny or Die. We’re not sure how this happened but we thought we’d link to it anyway. “This video was two hours in the making,” said front man Lars Gunblade. “Several people are saying […]

A new fan video for The No Talent Ass Clowns‘ hit song “Pinch the Loaf” is out and we’re impressed. Typically, fans post videos about how much they hate the Ass Clowns that are filled with death threats so this was a pleasant change of pace. Tawny Wilcox, 20, submitted the video to the band […]

Singer Lars Gunblade and guitarist Vas Defrens of The No Talent Ass Clowns once again share their views on life as mega rock stars in this new video compilation. “Yeah, we’re pretty amazing,” said Lars Gunblade. “What we say is so much more important than what other rock stars have to say, which is nothing. […]

Red Rocks looks large in rock history. But not for one band. Legendary rockers The No Talent Ass Clowns are mad that their experience at Red Rocks Amphitheater was “shit” compared to U2’s famous 1983 concert at the same venue. “We showed up and gave a concert. That’s it. Basically, nothing happened,” said front man […]

The No Talent Ass Clowns have once again stated their requirement that fans must pay an annual fee for a fan membership card to be their fans. The lordly sum of $200 is now required by the band in order for fans to be able to call themselves fans. Two years ago, the price was […]

It’s been quite awhile since we’ve seen a new No Talent Ass Clowns CD. The arrival of “Pinch the Loaf” on Tuesday puts the legendary band back on the charts. Although back on the charts will be difficult since Amazon has banned their CDs and numerous retail outlets won’t carry their music either. “Yeah, it’s […]

Mega-group The No Talent Ass Clowns are big on their music in mono, reversing a 60-year trend in music favoring stereo mixing. “It’s bullshit,” says Ass Clowns front man Lars Gunblade. “We want our music to be simple. That’s what you should always remember about us, we’re simple.” “Well, it pretty much cuts the mixing […]

In December’s issue of Rock Wasteland, rock star Lars Gunblade manages to inflate his ego still more with another self-congratulatory interview. Rock Wasteland, a magazine infamous for the number of “Special No Talent Ass Clowns” editions it has put out, has once again literally gotten on its knees and orally pleasured the vainglorious singer for […]

Kurt Cobain, giving the finger and staging the ultimate rock concert on Mars are subjects of this latest interview with The No Talent Ass Clowns. The interview, directed by porn star Trixie Beaumont, is the latest installment of their “Words of Wisdom” series. “We say some pretty amazing things,” said front man Lars Gunblade. “The […]