By Chuck Chadwell Pitch those Pearl Jam bootlegs. Make room for the No Talent Ass Clowns bootleg, “Live at the Route 40 Lounge.” Recorded just after their first CD, “Behind the Times,” this is vintage Ass Clowns in concert. The good news is they play several songs from Gunblade’s former band, Factory-Sealed Fornicators. The bad […]

By Chuck Chadwell The new CD by rock superstar Lars Gunblade has been cloaked in secrecy. Luckily, janitors at the record label are easy to bribe.  I say easy but actually I’ll be sick every time I think about what I did to get this scoop. I hope you appreciate it because, whoa, it was […]

By Chuck Chatwell At first glance, “Am I Great Or What?” by Ass Clowns lead singer, Lars Gunblade, would seem like any other self-serving narrative penned quickly by an illiterate musician struggling to sound profound and at the same time justify behavior anyone else would be in jail for. Yet, this is so much more […]

by Chuck Chadwell What can I say? The new Vas CD is different. Real different. The kind of different most people tend to avoid like the plague. Vas, you’re a good friend of mine but I think you’re going off the deep end with this.  Why all the vomiting sounds toward the end? Why so […]