This rock band won’t pay taxes. And they’re already becoming a legend because of it… It’s one thing to say you’re a rebel rock band and it’s another thing to actually be one. The No Talent Ass Clowns are one rock band that won’t pay taxes and they’re ready to back up their actions. In […]
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Rock Band Won’t Pay Taxes. Builds Fort To Keep Out Feds.
Posted: 7th December 2016 by Lucky in Latest Ass Clown UpdatesThe No Talent Ass Clowns‘ self-made rock documentary bombed at its premiere recently. Totally humiliated, the band is naturally furious. “I’m pissed as f**k,” said front man Lars Gunblade during an interview with Channel 22 News of Kings Nose, NJ. “This documentary shows how great we are and no one wanted to see it. It’s […]
“It Might Get Loud” Documentary Deleted No Talent Ass Clowns Footage
Posted: 12th October 2016 by Lucky in Latest Ass Clown UpdatesThe rock documentary “It Might Get Loud” doesn’t feature Lars Gunblade and Vas Defrens. Why? Because they got cut out of the film. In a brand new interview, Gunblade and Defrens discuss their involvement with the rock documentary, originally titled “There May Be Guitars.” Front man Lars Gunblade was initially behind the project. “It was […]
“Worst Album Ever” Post on YouTube Infuriates Rock Band
Posted: 15th September 2016 by Lucky in Latest Ass Clown UpdatesWorst album ever? So says one YouTube poster… An avowed hater of The No Talent Ass Clowns band has posted their Greatest Hits CD offer under the derogatory title of “Worst Album Ever.” The band learned of the video posting yesterday and are livid. During a press conference this morning, members of the band lashed […]
CD of Farts Sells For 2 Million Dollars
Posted: 15th August 2016 by Lucky in Latest Ass Clown UpdatesA CD of farts has been sold for 2 million dollars to an anonymous CEO of a pharmaceutical company. Rocker Lars Gunblade of The No Talent Ass Clowns decided on a whim to release a single copy of a CD entitled “The Magic Book of Farts” consisting exclusively of farts created and recorded by Gunblade. […]
New Movie Trailer For “The First To Die” Gets Hollywood’s Attention
Posted: 6th August 2016 by Lucky in Latest Ass Clown UpdatesA new movie trailer for “The First To Die,” a new action film starring rock stars Lars Gunblade and Vas Defrens got attention from Hollywood producers this week… “The First to Die,” originally held back several times in order to delete 20 minutes of unsimlated sex scenes, is set for release on Arbor Day, 2017. […]
A band’s embarrassing drunk interview is the topic of conversation in the rock world. Many think that mega band The No Talent Ass Clowns just took a dump on their reputation by releasing an interview showing them completely drunk beyond belief. “I like the interview,” said front man Lars Gunblade. “This is what Vas and […]
“The First To Die” Movie Trailer Released
Posted: 10th July 2016 by Lucky in Latest Ass Clown Updates“The First To Die,” the first feature film by The No Talent Ass Clowns is due for Christmas 2016 release. The first trailer for the movie released on Friday promises something, that’s for sure. Originally slated for a Christmas 2015 release, “The First To Die” was held back while more than 20 minutes of unsimulated […]
Rock Band Sells Its Soul To The Devil, Isn’t Impressed With Satan
Posted: 3rd July 2016 by Lucky in Latest Ass Clown UpdatesWhat happens when a rock band sells its soul to the devil but fails to be impressed with Lucifer? Rockers Lars Gunblade and Vas Defrens of The No Talent Ass Clowns recently revealed that they made a deal with the devil to make it as a band. Yet the meeting with Lucifer wasn’t what they […]
Rock and Roll Hall of Fame: Why Can’t This Band Get In?
Posted: 28th June 2016 by Lucky in Latest Ass Clown UpdatesThe Rock and Roll Hall of Fame appears uninterested in The No Talent Ass Clowns for some reason. This month’s interview with the band in Rock Wasteland sheds more light on the story… Rock Wasteland: Are you pissed about never being nominated? Lars Gunblade: We don’t give one-tenth of one shit about the Rock and […]