Say hello… to mono! No Talent Ass Clown fans are shocked. Instead of slick production techniques in fancy studios, legendary rock band The No Talent Ass Clowns choose to produce Say Hello to My Posterior in mono. “We were going for like zero separation, man!” says Ass Clowns front man, Lars Gunblade. Fans have […]
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No Talent Ass Clowns Release New CD in Mono
Posted: 18th November 2010 by Lucky in From the ArchivesComments Off on No Talent Ass Clowns Release New CD in Mono
No Talent Ass Clowns and Technoviking (Techno Viking) to Team Up
Posted: 11th November 2010 by Lucky in Latest Ass Clown UpdatesComments Off on No Talent Ass Clowns and Technoviking (Techno Viking) to Team Up
Internet sensation Technoviking (Techno Viking) and world famous rock band, The No Talent Ass Clowns have something in the works. “I saw the Techno Viking video and was blown away. That was pure art, man!” says front man Lars Gunblade. “I knew we had to work with this guy for a future No Talent Ass […]
No Talent Ass Clowns furious that web sites call them “parody band”
Posted: 11th November 2010 by Lucky in Latest Ass Clown UpdatesTags: fake bands, rock parody band
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Rock band The No Talent Ass Clowns is angry that several web sites refer to them as a parody band. “Parody band? That’s bullshit!” shouted front man Lars Gunblade during a press conference aboard the band’s tour blimp. “This is rock and roll. We’re the real deal! I’m pissed that some people think that what […]
Lars Gunblade Arrested Outside Rock And Roll Hall of Fame
Posted: 5th November 2010 by Lucky in Latest Ass Clown UpdatesComments Off on Lars Gunblade Arrested Outside Rock And Roll Hall of Fame
Legendary front man of The No Talent Ass Clowns, Lars Gunblade, was arrested for urinating on the entrance of the Cleveland landmark recently. “How could these a-holes not nominate The No Talent Ass Clowns? Christ, they nominated Bon Jovi! Those guys suck!” screamed Gunblade as police took him into custody. He was later released into […]
Lars Gunblade donates first car to Planet Hollywood in Guam
Posted: 3rd November 2010 by Lucky in Latest Ass Clown UpdatesComments Off on Lars Gunblade donates first car to Planet Hollywood in Guam
No Talent Ass Clowns’ front man, Lars Gunblade, donated his first car to Planet Hollywood in Guam this week. Gunblade explained that the car, a 1975 Trans-Am, is important for two reasons. “One, I lost my virginity in that car and two, I wrote ‘Blow Chunks Ballet‘ in it. In fact, the stains on the […]
Stink Bug Overlords to be new CD from Ass Clowns.
Posted: 30th September 2010 by Lucky in Latest Ass Clown UpdatesComments Off on Stink Bug Overlords to be new CD from Ass Clowns.
Legendary rock band The No Talent Ass Clowns are hurriedly recording a new CD to be entitled “We Welcome Our Stink Bug Overlords” “We wanted to be topical,” said Ass Clowns front man, Lars Gunblade. “Those little bastards are really pissing me off. This is pretty high concept for us. We usually just write about […]
Ass Clowns Threaten To Cancel Concert Tour
Posted: 3rd September 2010 by Lucky in Latest Ass Clown UpdatesComments Off on Ass Clowns Threaten To Cancel Concert Tour
After hiking concert tickets to $5,000 each, No Talent Ass Clowns concert sales are in the toilet. Front man Lars Gunblade issued a threat yesterday from the band’s tour blimp: start buying tickets or the concert tour is over. “This is bullshit,” said Gunblade. “This ain’t no charity. If you don’t want to pay for […]
Step Aside, U2! Ass Clowns To Charge $5,000 For Concert Seats
Posted: 2nd August 2010 by Lucky in Latest Ass Clown UpdatesComments Off on Step Aside, U2! Ass Clowns To Charge $5,000 For Concert Seats
In a radical move, legendary rock band The No Talent Ass Clowns are charging $5,000 for seats to their “Say Hello to My Posterior” tour, making their concerts by far the most expensive in rock concert history. Bands and fans are shocked. Organizations like Ticketmaster are refusing to comment. “I decided enough was enough,” said […]
New chart shows how many groupies each Ass Clowns band member has gotten pregnant
Posted: 26th July 2010 by Lucky in Latest Ass Clown UpdatesComments Off on New chart shows how many groupies each Ass Clowns band member has gotten pregnant
No Talent Ass Clowns pregnancies are legendary… so much so that the band has released a chart showing just how many groupies each band member has impregnated over the years. “The chart’s totally awesome,” says the band’s bass player. “In terms of knocked-up groupies, I’m way behind Lars. Guess I got some catching up to […]
Navy blimp in Gulf nearly collides with No Talent Ass Clowns blimp
Posted: 13th July 2010 by Lucky in Latest Ass Clown UpdatesComments Off on Navy blimp in Gulf nearly collides with No Talent Ass Clowns blimp
A Navy blimp flying over the Gulf of Mexico to survey oil spill damage almost collided with another blimp belonging to the rock band, The No Talent Ass Clowns. The No Talent Ass Clowns tour blimp then pulled alongside the 178-foot Navy blimp and band members challenged Coast Guard personnel aboard to a blimp race. […]