A new find shows that’s exactly what they are! 18th century historian Rod Burnside recently came across a July 1735 edition of “Gentleman’s Magazine,” a popular London magazine of the time featuring an account of a band of musicians called The No Talent Ass Clowns. What could be just coincidence is further dispelled by the […]
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Are The No Talent Ass Clowns actually vampires?
Posted: 18th January 2011 by Lucky in Latest Ass Clown UpdatesComments Off on Are The No Talent Ass Clowns actually vampires?
Consumption Auditorium – Known By Rock Stars As “The Toilet”
Posted: 13th January 2011 by Lucky in Latest Ass Clown UpdatesComments Off on Consumption Auditorium – Known By Rock Stars As “The Toilet”
Rock stars have a love/hate relationship with Consumption Auditorium. That is to say, every rock star hates it with the exception of The No Talent Ass Clowns, who call the place home. “We love it there!” exclaims front man Lars Gunblade. “Yeah, it’s a manicured cesspool but it works for us. Just don’t drink the […]
Ass Clowns Drummer Not Arrested For Non-Sexual Act On Stage
Posted: 12th January 2011 by Lucky in Latest Ass Clown UpdatesComments Off on Ass Clowns Drummer Not Arrested For Non-Sexual Act On Stage
Police at a recent No Talent Ass Clowns concert did not arrest drummer Joey Van Dundro for committing a non-sexual act on stage. Unlike Lizard King Jim Morrison of the Doors who was famous for being arrested in the late 60s for committing a sexual act on stage, Van Dundro was not detained after the […]
More Colleges Ban “Blow Chunks Ballet”
Posted: 7th January 2011 by Lucky in Latest Ass Clown UpdatesComments Off on More Colleges Ban “Blow Chunks Ballet”
This morning Medfield College in Los Angeles, CA joined a long list of colleges that have banned The No Talent Ass Clowns’ song “Blow Chunks Ballet.”
“Blow Chunks Ballet” Leaked to YouTube – Band Furious
Posted: 5th January 2011 by Lucky in Latest Ass Clown UpdatesComments Off on “Blow Chunks Ballet” Leaked to YouTube – Band Furious
The “Blow Chunks Ballet” music video is now on YouTube — and The No Talent Ass Clowns couldn’t be more angry. “Some f**ker uploaded that video illegally, ” exclaimed Ass Clowns front man, Lars Gunblade. “Somebody on YouTube is pretending to be me. He’s spamming other videos and telling them to look at ‘Blow Chunks’ […]
Rock Wasteland Magazine Votes “Blow Chunks Ballet” Greatest Song Ever
Posted: 15th December 2010 by Lucky in Latest Ass Clown UpdatesTags: blow chunks ballet, rock band parody, rock bands
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Blow Chunks Ballet is the greatest rock and roll song of all time, according to Rock Wasteland Magazine. “Yeah, definitely,” said Editor Chad Chez. “Blow Chunk Ballet is a song that everyone has an instant reaction to. Maybe it’s revulsion, maybe elation, who knows? The point is, it’s a great song and I’m not […]
No Talent Ass Clowns voted greatest rock band of all time
Posted: 10th December 2010 by Lucky in Latest Ass Clown UpdatesComments Off on No Talent Ass Clowns voted greatest rock band of all time
Legendary rock band The No Talent Ass Clowns have been voted the greatest rock band of all time. In a surprise press conference aboard the band’s tour blimp, Ass Clowns manager Jerry Gold announced that the voting came from the band itself. “The band decided that they were the best and now they want everyone […]
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Lead guitarist Vas Defrens of the legendary rock band The No Talent Ass Clowns was on hand recently to dedicate the opening of his new business venture, The Ass House restaurant in New York City. Other rock stars were conspicuously absent. Rumors are spreading that it is Defrens and his obsession with ass-related subjects that […]
Vas Defrens’ new CD called “Pure Genius” by Defrens
Posted: 8th December 2010 by Lucky in From the ArchivesComments Off on Vas Defrens’ new CD called “Pure Genius” by Defrens
Hot on the heels of Lars Gunblade’s new CD, “You Make Me Sick” comes the first solo album from No Talent Ass Crowns’ guitarist, Vas Defrens. Slated to be released one month after Lars’ CD, “Worship My Guitar” is way different from the Ass Clowns sound we’ve come to expect from Defrens. “It’s […]
Lars Gunblade tells Britney Spears, “No, kiss MY a**!”
Posted: 3rd December 2010 by Lucky in Latest Ass Clown UpdatesComments Off on Lars Gunblade tells Britney Spears, “No, kiss MY a**!”
No Talent Ass Clowns front man Lars Gunblade said “Britney Spears can, in fact, kiss MY a**!” during a press conference aboard the band’s tour blimp Friday morning. Gunblade’s anger comment comes after Spears responded to abuse allegations by tweeting, “Star Magazine, Radar Online, Jason Alexander and the rest of you liars, Ya’ll can kiss […]