Vas Defrens under arrest
For the first time in the band’s history, three of the four members of the legendary No Talent Ass Clowns have been arrested within the space of one month. Last night, Ass Clowns guitarist Vas Defrens was arrested in Kings Nose, NJ after an altercation with a police officer. He joins the ranks of recent felons, front man Lars Gunblade and the band’s bassist.
“I realized that I hadn’t been arrested for a few years,” said Defrens. “I was starting to feel some pressure from the rest of the group to get arrested so I decided now was a good time to spend a little time behind bars. It was great. Naturally, our manager sprung me after 90 minutes. It gave me just enough time to write five songs for the new CD.”
Fans are now wondering if drummer Joey Van Dundro will complete the arrest cycle for the band. “I’m thinkin’ about it,” said Van Dundro. “If I get picked up, I want it to be for something really weird. Trouble is, I’ve been picked up for just about everything. I’m runnin’ out of weird.”