In a shocking turn of events, a popular commenter at The No Talent Ass Clowns Worship Site has killed another commenter after the two exchanged hateful remarks earlier this week.
“T-Bone” an ex-convict from New York City, killed 26-year-old Lew Flapp of Scranton, PA with a dull ice pick after the two quarreled earlier in the week while commenting on this website’s “Sarah Palin” blog entry. In a heated exchange, Flapp began making fun of T-Bone’s stint in Attica Prison. “I’ll risk going back [to Attica] just for the pleasure of doing you in, Lew. That’s a promise from me,” wrote T-Bone on Monday.
The band spoke about the killing early this morning in an email to reporters. “Personally, I think it’s kind of cool,” said front man Lars Gunblade. “It’s great to see people so worked up about the Ass Clowns that they’re willing to kill each other. Kind of tells you something about the power of our brand of kick-ass rock and roll, doesn’t it?
Disclaimer: Commentators remain free to say whatever they want on this blog. There will be no changes in policy as a result of this horrible and depraved murder.